Craig Samuel
Jun 9, 2024

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I got a free washing machine once. I found it sitting on the curb on my way home from work. I knocked on the door at the house there and asked if I could take it. "PLEASE DO!" they said. All I had to do was remove the sock from the water pump. After that it seemed to be cured of sock eating. It stayed a horrid avocado green color, though.

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Craig Samuel

A bit Stoic, I live in a cabin in the San Bernadino mountains. I publish fiction, poetry, and memoirs when I can. I draw on 70+ years of life experience.